Bull fucking shit.

If you were really as depressed as you claim, you wouldn’t be posting it SO much on facebook, of all places, and expecting people to feel sorry for you. Get the fuck over yourself.

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i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101

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Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

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me: does 5 minute work out
me: expects drastic changes

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Me: *breathes*
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE

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i wish i could tie you up in my shoes, make you feel unpretty too.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY